I May Become One of Those Women

...you know the ones...they only post about their kids' bowel movements and report on the likes and dislikes of little junior's palate...

...seriously, i have no time to write these days...

...so i'll just give you a little low down on my five year old...

...she informed me last week that i needed a "tinkler"...

...because i am her dirty-minded mother, i immediately thought she meant i needed a penis or some other device to help me better use the toilet...

...no...

..."mimi has lots of them," she said (mimi is her grandmother)...

...hmmm...

..."all around her porch," she continued...

...ah...

...yes, you guessed it..."tinklers" are wind chimes...

...you know your mind was in the gutter right along with mine...

...happy 2 month birthday to the twins...at this rate, i'll have one post a month for the next year...and most of it will be incoherent babble just like this...

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