It's My Jesus Year

...this wouldn't be too much of a blog without completely defiling jesus in some way...

...my 33rd birthday created more of a stir in my life than i actually want to admit...instead, i wrote about it...and since i'm now over my jesus year--sans cross, martyrdom, and the founding of my very own religion--i'm posting this for all of the 33-year-olds in my life (yes, this is for my husband--insert sappy love music here)...

Pageant Queen

...i really miss living next door to these people...however, no one could have predicted the treasury of literary gifts my new (fresh out of prison) neighbors have unwittingly given to me...still, i miss Pageant Queen...this is the first essay of a trilogy of essays published inThe Apple Valley Review...

Love Thy Neighbor

 ...i had to write truthfully about my neighbors because no one would have believed me if i'd fictionalized it...The Apple Valley Review was gracious enough to publish this trilogy...this is the final essay (to date)...

The Spirit of Houston County

...ah, beauty pageants...this is the second of the trilogy about my former neighbors...thisessay first appeared in The Apple Valley Review...

Our Lady of the Crib

...it's always bothered me--those women who seem to leak breast milk long after their children have reached a certain age, or worse, those parents who've built a wall-shrine to their little jelly beans..."come and kneel before the two hundred photos of candice that chronicle her life from fetus to age eighteen"..."look at the glass case we've constructed for patrick's plethora of participation trophies and ribbons"...yeah, not me...as this essay so clearly demonstrates...

...these pages first appeared in the July issue of The Mom Egg...

Fortunes, for What They're Worth

...this essay mentions a good friend of mine by name...sorry to indict her in this debauchery...

...not really, as she is way more creative than i am when it comes to writing fortune cookie predictions...these pages first appeared in The Whistling Fire...

Water Ransom

...on the surface, Water Ransom describes my mother's struggle to live without running water in a tiny Oklahoma town...while conducting research about her dilemma, i discovered that living without potable water is very much a problem in 21st century America...and i also discovered that i've been harboring resentment toward my mother...


...this essay first appeared in Issue 17 of Front Porch Journal...

Dante, and Why I Write

...i first encountered Dante's Inferno in high school...it was the edited version, meaning that everything was missing except Dante's initial conversation with Virgil and purgatory...even in Southern California, burning monks were taboo...so it wasn't until UCI that i revisited hell, this time with Dr. James Chiampi, a small, red-haired man who read to us in Italian and was so passionate about The Divine Comedy he'd pace the empty spaces of our tiny, windowless classroom and say, "Speak to me about Canto _____," then point to one of the ten English majors in the room and expect an intelligent response...he often called me ms. welch...who could blame him, really? my best pal in college looked nearly identical to me--she was about four feet tall, with curly dark hair, wore overalls and docs...yep, that was pretty much me (without the vertical challenge, and the dark hair, and the docs)...plus, we sat next to each other and both had last names beginning with "w"...so...yeah...it was in the cramped confines of that room i first encountered the wood of suicides...their fate: to be eternally bound in the form of thorny trees and  descended upon by razor-taloned harpies...the only time they could speak, or emit a sigh of pain, was through the holes pecked by the birds...

...for me, the image of these souls is the metaphor for writing--if the words don't cut, if the subject is painless, the project will fail...i tell my students, "if you aren't hurting by the end of a draft, you're doing something wrong"

...writing is an act of sacrifice...what more can i give than blood...