Dear Malaysian Airlines,
Have you read The Langoliers?
Yep.
Sincerely,
A Person who is Completely Convinced that the Passengers of the Missing Plane are Alive and Well and Frantically Trying to Escape from a Time Wrinkle
3.13.2014
3.04.2014
Oscars Rant
Dear Jared Leto (whoever you are),
People in Ukraine were not watching the Oscars on Sunday. They kinda have other things going on right now. Please stop with the self-important, "I'm an actor who wants to be political" bullshit. You are not Brad Pitt. Or George Clooney, who should run for president because we need someone good-looking in the White House again. That isn't to say President Obama isn't good looking. He's a sexy beast. But not an actor.
Just like you're not a politician.
That is all.
Sincerely,
Someone Who Turned Off the Oscars 6 Seconds After Your Acceptance Speech Because, Like The People Of Ukraine, I Had More Important Things To Do
People in Ukraine were not watching the Oscars on Sunday. They kinda have other things going on right now. Please stop with the self-important, "I'm an actor who wants to be political" bullshit. You are not Brad Pitt. Or George Clooney, who should run for president because we need someone good-looking in the White House again. That isn't to say President Obama isn't good looking. He's a sexy beast. But not an actor.
Just like you're not a politician.
That is all.
Sincerely,
Someone Who Turned Off the Oscars 6 Seconds After Your Acceptance Speech Because, Like The People Of Ukraine, I Had More Important Things To Do
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